"1 Electricity Street
Our former comments in
this heading will suffice.

Room 604

Dear Sir,
Photo by Godfrey Argent

We can do without your crass attempt at jocularity. We inform you that our appointees have been instructed to institute moves. In the light of the seriousness of the situation and in case you are under any illusion we inform you that we are in the possession of two eyes each.

Yours faithfully,
J.J.J. & The Associates (Global)

P.S. There is no need to go into our medical history.

Turdsday

J.J.J. & Associates (Global)
1 Electricity Street

Dear Sir,